thks to ken i stumble upon this wonderful blog, full of sacarsm but it's amusing bout things they right cos it's jus how true things are. i particularly liked this entry
what an ah lian?
every single point mentioned is so true la. but i would lik to add on that ah lians
- dye their hair every single hols even if it's jus one wk jus for the sake of showing off
**- dye-ing striking colours lik gold, hot pink, u know the usual colours
- divorce several times [haven u notice that their marital status shows "married" even though they'll eventually break up within say ..a month?]
- apart from twit language [all the z,x,s] they go "haben", "ish", "tu", "moi" or "sho" etc
- and apparantly they're all jus movers, not dancers, not even groovers
- super teh voice. actually i dunno hw to spell but u know those super high pitch voice going "wah lao eh"
- great! their engrish had improved and they started using "detest" instead of hate...do they really know the meaning of it? haha- this is the latest i've notice, they all seem to have excessive amount of accessories hanging from their phones
***- and more prominently, it seemed lik all ah lians have a fetish for mickey mouse...
[it's in pink cos dat's lians' favourite colour..haha]
there's more but i can't really think of 'em now cos i'm so goddamn tired, kept sub-consciousing [in other words, half awake] in sch n i can't sleep in lect cos i've pormised gene i wun...argh~
ps: check out MOT
**i mean all ah lians dye striking colours but not everyone who dye such colour is an ah lian...get wad i mean...there's a diff.
***not all micky fan is a ah lian but all ah lian seem to lik mickey...note there's a diff too