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Tuesday, November 29, 2005

i'm officially 16!!!

and the ppl who celebrate with me...especially wlny peeps -> melody, eugene n jacky...awwww...best man! haha!

26th nov- unexpectuflness >_<

i was homed..coughing lik mad...getting depress over the fact that my frenz will prolly not rmb my bdae. but anyway...evening have ta meet wlny gang fer dinner. was suppose to b at j8 but changed to town..HAIZ! hw can they make a sick fart lik me travel all the way to town lo! but anyway i jus drag the lazy bum of me out of the hse n headed to town alone...the journey was long n boring...cos my mp3 is batt-less so no point bringing it out..BAHZ!!!

and of all places...jacky say meet at open plaza at taka..DO U HAVE ANY IDEA HW BIG DAT PLACE IS!!! seriously..i din put any effort to look fer em..haha...jus pick up my foen n dialed fer melody...but! ppl lik jacky have to talk crap n made me look lik idiot walking ard the place -__-"

aft much fussing..we decided to go cafe cartel fer chow. one thing bout eugene...inconsiderate sia..i noe u gt long legs but muz qian jiu we all short legs de rite..walk so fast. but another thing bout him...it's easy to spot him within the crowd if we lost each other..haha!!!

jacky damn fussy la..dere wasn't any cushioned seats left..only the plastic chairs...i tink i noe the perfect reason why jacky deosn't lik the plastic chairs..cos too small and..nvm..he'll kill me if i say out..haha! despite coughing lik fuck...i still ordered tiramisu with ice cream...but i regretted la..cos the powder on the tiramisu was damn thick..nearly choke on it. melody really very shi bai...ice cream also dunno hw to eat...spill everywhere...no skill la! wahaha. yup..the gals ate ice creams while the guys ate main course..and i blanjar-ed 'em..hehe. initally..they wanted to pay me bck but i was very generous la..haha!

and here's when things get fishy. EUGENE N MELODY! next time come up with a better excuse to slip away la. gene ask mel to go with him to the toilet but they going elsewhere...gal go with guy to toilet...nice try over dere...lol. but i dunno wad they up to la..so pei jacky eat finish then went bck to taka to wait fer the 2 of 'em. crapped with jacky when suddenly the 2 pop up frm nowhere with a piece of oreo cheescake [weeeeeeeee~ my fave kind of cheesecake 2nd to strawberry] n perlini silver bag. and they started singing bdae song..damn loud i tell ya
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mood at dat time: Shocked...omg-ing...damn gan dong...serious...very gan dong T_T

haha..frankly speaking...i tink i wud hav cried...lol. the cake was damn nice..exceptionally nice..haha. jacky was still tryingto make me blush la..which i did i tink cos he made 3 strangers shake hand with me n wish me happy bdae....fricking paiseh!!!!! but it's jus jacky n his funky ideas..lol

walk to fareast cos i insisted we take neos [which jacky reluctantly agreeded too..lol] on the way...jack n gene gt me tis blue-yoyo-ball-thingy...actually i hate dat stuff la cos it stinks..but it's quite cute la..haha. wun post the neos up cos jacky mite kill me fer dat [ya..he sure is murderous la...>_<] gt home ...pretty tired n at 12am...msges come flooding in...woo hoo~ aft all...many ppl did rmb-ed my bdae...gan dong gan dong >_<

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PRESENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wads a bdae without presents!!! haha! n i received lik 25 bdae wishing sms n 11 bdae testimonials...haha...

Tis is wad i gt as on 28th Nov...hehe...

prezzies frm wlny gang [i jus put in the neoprints fer fun la can]

see...the blue-yoyo-ball thingythingthing cute rite..lol. n the bracelet...being simple..i like it loads..cos i lurve things simple ..lol

it 's not jus ur regular bouncy thing because....

muhahahahhaahah! now i dun have to wry bout the dark at nite anymore [yes..i'm afraid of the dark..u gt a problem with dat? *stomp off in a bimbotic way* ] anyway...the bracelet they gt was loose...damn loose...n jus in case u dunno wad kind of loose i mean [*coughs lik eugene la coughs*] here's 2 pix dat depicts the situation clearly...

so learn ur lesson n dun get me a bracelet unless i wan one..lol. get me things lik necklance, ear studs/rings, choker...n btw...i dun lik anklets too..lol
[dats explains why i wear socks dat are below ankle n i seldom wear my converse high cuts]

bdae card n maia's cd by jazreel~

i lurve the card man! so many kapo monkey pix..lol..nah..dats ntthe main points...main point is the W-A-I-S-E-E words...damn nice..lol...ok i'm easily contented la..haha

cap n kinder buneo frm cj...he's my life saver man. i'm deprived of kinder buneo fer lik wks n he gave me 1 box...weeeeeeeeee~ n though the cap is pink...i still lik it..haha. he spent his 3 days in kl looking fer caps while his frenz shopping fer shirts...lol [ dats wad he claim la..haha]

hehe...i'm eye-less..jus showing the efect of wearing it la k...pretty lame anyway

bdae postcard frm joanna n hui wen...n the bdae present frm joanne was my poa paper 2..lol...nice present ah..haha. n the dog very cute rite..look lik one of hui wen's

yes hui wen..i agree with u..joanna naggy la..lol. the whole blue chunk of words is by joanne while dat small line of purple was squeezed in by hui wen...see joanne...u deprived hui wen space to rite mre words..haha!

anyway...here's a very good reason why u shldn't giv me plush toys ...
[eugene remined me cos he said jacky say wanted to get soft toy fer me at 1st]

my bed is only left tis long when occupied by my soft toys...i can't stretch my leg straight with the toys. no..i can't put them elsewhere..my bed's pretty a toy-age home..lol. n i have a wider selection of things to lay my head on other than my pillow...

bar-ed by the bed frame is hip-hopster sylvester, visor-wearing-tigger, the lil brown bear n yuan yuan the round ass dog. on my bed. is a dolphin dat stretches across the breath of my bed, with another small pink squeaky dolphin laying on it, a 556 pillow with my tiger laying on it, one big ass bear which i gt pretty young n a pink meh meh..lying on my pillow.

despite tis...wendy gt me an astro boy cushion n cheryl gt me a kapo soft toy..lol. hey..i dun mind the elmo plushie n elmo head cushion frm tis shop at cine next to hula n co. on 2nd floor[ the one dat sells clothes] n if u ever find lil' twin star de plushie...huggable wans...u can get it fer me too..haha. wad else..ok..if u really wanna gimme soft toys...they shld b :

- huggable

- non-pig

- anything dat falls in the catogary of felines, canines, monkeys, elmo

- no..i dun wan micro bead cushions

haha...anyway...my do-as-infinity album was given by shu jia la..lol. but u can always get me

- wu yue tian's zhi zhu

- sun yan zi's wan mei de yi tian

- luo zhi xiang's album

- miyavi's miyavizm

dere's some albums i wanted but jus can't rmb..lol n dammit...i'm still jobless...KNN!!!!

bread spoke at Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Monday, November 28, 2005

updates updates updates!!

wooohooo~ i finally gt bck my connection! yes yes yes!! *kiss my network card* haha. tis wk was a darn busy wk..lol.

- prom nite [23rd nov]
- exorcism of emily rose with cj [25th nov]
- outing..which turned bdae celebration with wlny peeps [26th nov]
- my bdae!! [27th nov]

ya ppl! i'm 16!! officially 16!!! means i can go watch nc16 movies openly..i can go into zouk openly [nt dat i ever sneak in b4] okok! i shall start posting..lol

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*`-PROM NITE-

actually the thing was nearly called off...as in not going la cos cheryl din wanna go initially but aft much psychoation frm des n i she finalyl changed her mind..wee hee~ but here's the prob..cheryl haven gt her shoe, dress or anything yet! but no sweat~ went to bugis st to get her stuff. in the end aft hanging ard she finalyl bought a halter dress n her shoe at bugis juction. rushed dwn to toa payoh fer make up n hair. we changed into our dress n des's one was damn nice seh..lol.

i had sore eye....FUCKANATHAN ! so my eye make up was lik...wtf..but it did a good job hiding my sore eye..lol. n i jus fucking hell lurve my hair..wahahahahahahahahaha!

mess dao damn nice..haha! n my hair is still black..haha. dats desiree with my jacket..the salon was fricking cold la can. to our horror! have to go mrt station pick up pei pei..n all of us already make hair n make up le...so oh well..jus made the "long" journey to the station. on the way ppl kept looking at us..pissed cheryl pretty much then she kept "see wad see ah" blah blah blah...lol

and pei2 lost her way *PENGZ* we were lik "oh man...faster faster" . rushed bck to the salon n made pei2 put mre make up cos hers is damn pale. grabbed a cab to york hotel [can't expect us to take mrt rite!!!]

n we saw mama dere! chao xiang the da qiu in tong xin yuan lo..lol. while waiting fer hui qing and co. we started snapping pix!

wah lao...i look frigging freak in tis pic..bleahz

me n cheryl

the kids of ben family..lol

with rain...credits of her camera..but who's the photographer..so lousy lo!! so blur..lol!

i tink they're other fotos with serina they all ba. anyway...hui qing they all were taking long to reach so called 'em n realise they reached le...diao!!! so we went reception n started taking pix again...but i can't find the pix in my cam la!!! aft much chattering in the reception..the doors opened n we went into the room..teachers were clapping n stuff..lol. took quite awhile to settle down la

the us who were at the table..i so extra... the only one frm 02...the rest are frm 01

mama came over n took family pic...but papa not here la

ya..i'm lazy to turn the foto..anyway it looks nicer tis way..lol

OMG! cheryL! dun play with ur food..lol

my fave tc apart frm mdm raj..MRS GOH!

some of the teachers [edison, siva, ms heng] were wearing afro wigs! so cute..lol

photo credits to rain

played some lame games then prom king n queen selection. n the winners are.....

RAIN N GLEN!!!!

the thing ended and we're snappying away again...n cheryl snapepd tis foto of mama dat has an uncanny resemblence to daqiu

you dian xiang ba...haha! oh..dat reminds me..the yellow strip is covering someone i dun lik la k..i hate ppl of his kind..bleahz!!!

cls damn pathetic..it's lik only 10 of us were dere lo

me n kai xin..the only gals frm 02 who were dere

mickey bracelet me n cheryl bought...guess hw much..hehe
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$8.90!!!!

the prom queen n i

charmaine was suppose to have locks dats looks lik yang chen ling but she look mre lik ayumi when she jus chu dao-ed

tsk tsk tsk...gaying in york hotel..it's public u noe!
[jus in case stupid ppl dunno...aaron n gerald are perfectly straight guys and likes gals]

darn..i do look werid..my facial features is actually determined by a few strand of hair aka my fringe -_____-"

cheryl n i shared cab n went home..damn tired ok...cos was out lik whole day n had hard time removing eye make-up...bi hate smoky eyes make ups...bleahz

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exorcism of emily rose with cj

damn....i was expecting demons n stuff but i was disappointed la k...dere's only one sections of the scene dat showed the make up artist was good..lol. i shall b a spoiler to those who din watch it..wahahahahahahahahaha.

the show is quite boring la...depicts a court scene..2 lawyers fighting a case over a priest..who was charged of homocide cos a gal died aft he performed exorcism on her. as the case goes on..they say hw the gal gt possessed..or becum crazy..becoz they're religion fighting with medical facts la. the gal start doing all kinds of crazy things lik screaming at passer-bys, eat insects [spiders! ew!] .when performing the exorcism..6 demons was discovered to possess the gal but refuse to come out. in the end vrigin mary came n talk to her...blah blah blah..she chose to sacrifice n suffer. in the end the priest was guilty but he was released or smth..damn qi guai la

i'm greatly disappointed due ot the lack of exposure of demons la k. though i kept claiming cj is sadistic to luff while watching a horror flick..i end up luffing myself..lol. cos certain scenes when u come to tink of it..quite stupid la..haha.

and ya..cj...nt dat i wanan blog u la..but then...I WASN'T SCARED LA K!!!! so u can drop ur idea of bringing hand cuffs n tapes...bleahz...lol

done! bdae entries will b next..cos super long....tis entry is long la k..lol

bread spoke at Monday, November 28, 2005

Thursday, November 24, 2005

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I'M BACK!!!!! i noe everyone miss me la..haha...ok ..dats a lie...bleahz. din blog fer lik a WEEK!! omg! dats cuase i'm lazy....WRONG! cos of a very egoistic male member in my family...my dad...GODDAMMIT!

MAN! all the same...egoistic..only-care-bout-pride beings...knn..n parents are all bias. i dun get why are they treating my bro better than me when i excel acadamically n disciplinary...unlike my bro...who's the total opposite of me. why i say my parents are biased? cos once my bro got into a nearly-report-police trouble in sch n the most my parents did was jus LECTURE my bro. while ME!...jus din wanna listen to my parents instruction to slp early n they totally flared n my dad demanded an apology frm me...WTF! did i do anything wrong...I WILL NEVA APOLOGISE TO ANYONE WHO PRACTISES FAVOURTISIM AND IS BIASED! FUCKANATHAN!!! argh!!!

ok...enuff of those...had my prom ystd!! haha...i'll do a recount of it when i'm done with the pictures so i can do everyhting in one shot. in the meantime...i'm still pondering hw to celebrate my bdae...nobody seem to care la k...nvm..it's jus another passing day...nothing significant ain't it...prolly i'll jus sleep the day away...bahz...

bread spoke at Thursday, November 24, 2005

Thursday, November 17, 2005

*warning* explicit contents

is it me or is it that when one thing goes wrong...every dumbass thing jus come thumbling dwn on me lik elephant dropping dwn frm the sky. i was in a terribly good mood tis morning...6am in the morning..though the big fella up dere was pissing dwn here...the air was cool..i starting net-ting n studying fer my FnN...all was downrite freaking fine till late morning when my mum came home aft getting breakfast fer yang yang n i.

we were eating peacefully when my mum went bersek or smth. she rattered on n on n next moment..she whacked my head fer no reason...i knew my dad was jus outside the door so i fricking shouted

" CAN STOP HITTING ME FER NO REASON!"

n of course my dad heard n my mum was lik pretending nth happened...talk bout sadistic..ew. nvm..i'm fucking use to her atrocious character anyway...

WOMEN! bear in mind...menopasual syndromes is not an excuse fer u to lose yourself at ur kids...it'll only make ur kids hate u lik fuck n nth u do can compensenate.

anyway.. i went sch early cos eugene's crapping on msn n he's a major distractor [mind u...i get distracted very easily]. HW SWEET OF EVERYBODY! they see me n they all go "good lucK' aww~...i'm touched [i'm easily contented too =)]

POA paper gonna start n joanne came..i noe she miss me la..haha..actually she also dorp by to say hi to wendy, hui wen n other clinques. n then..off to the graveyard again.the mcq was quite ok la..no matter wad i'll still end up with 16/30 at least..haha! i finished everything [checking n all] n dere's still lik 1/2 hr so i started writing crap on my paper

-wad each tertiary institues actually means-

NP= not pathetic/no problem/neva problematic
SP= stupid ppl/smart ppl/super pathetic
TP= toa pai
NYP= Not young ppl
RP= really pathetic

n if u tink going ITE is very pathetic...it isn't cos it stands fer Intellectual Top Elites [haha!]

RJC isn't really the best JC becos they have Really Juvenilish Crappers

dere's mre but i shan't post too much else ppl will b copying 'em..damn those copycats...PUI! go eat shit...

ok...here's the part that totally spoilt my dae...*takes in a deep breath*
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FUCKTHEIDIOTICKNNBCCBCLJSETTER fer F&N paper!!!

wah lao!! tis is the 1st time i've seen such questions...fuck the knn paper!! one example of lame question is...

"State 5 reasons fer using sauce in cooking n preparing meals n list example fer each case"

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FUCK!!! who cares about freaking sauce...all we noe it does our throat..get digested n comes out as shit...ccb! nvm...it's a good thing i'm quick thinking n came up with the following reason...superficially...it's looks stupid...but look at it with depth...u'll find it make some sense

- add flavours to plain food
- add colours to food
- marinate food
- reduce the oily taste of deep fried food
- somethingelsewhichi'veforgotten

despite my wittiness...quick thinking...i still tink the damn paper fucked me...no...THE DAMN PAPER FUCKED MY BRAIN! TMD! it's lik compare to past yr papers...it's bloody diff...even the eassy Qns are very crap...good thing i have the ability to memorise stuffs at the last min...

Curse to the stupid setter... i'll swear that

he: will neva enjoy orgasm in his sexual life anymre..n have to resort to shaggin vacuum cleaners
she: have the worse menopausal period ever recorded in history n break all her bones due to osteoperosis when a fellow prof/student nudge her jus a lil bit

[yay! i'm evil]

The most...A2....the least...B3..haha!
but i guess i'll really have to make it fer MMC in NP le.
Yes! i'm bent on going NP...nobody's gonna stop me..dun hold me bck n try to convince me to go other poly...hey wait..why isn't anyone stopping me...-___________-"

n eug is the next best crapper i noe! haha! i love him............FER HIS CRAP LA!

*at tis point of time i noe ppl lik melody will b xiang y y-ing...make tis clear..HE'S JUST A FREN N ALWAYS WILL BE!*

he's such a knn-grade crapper lo..he told me one joke dat was fucking lame ok...but it polluted my pure n innocent mind...damn him...haha

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There was once a a fucking horny Chinese emperor who tinks his empress isn't satisfying him enough so he came up with following verdict-

" 500 concubines to b recruited to the palace"

at tis point of time..the old advisor freaked out...nearly had an heart attack. He wanted the emperor to take bck the verdict because it will cause disputes in the chao ting n among the commoners...but he was afraid to offend the emperor hence has his jiu zu eliminated *gasp* but the old advisor was fucking witty! he went up to the emperor during the aftnoon while the emperor was reading some books [which suspiciously look lik porn books] n told the emperor 5 words n with that..the emperor took bck his verdict n remained faithful to his empress n neva again complained bout her. AND THE 5 words are..
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tie bang mo cheng zhen [iron rod grain till needle]

initially...i din get he meant...but aft eug told me the meaning behind dat 5 words..i can't help not thinking dat he lied bout being innocent..lol. dat 5 words actually meant...if the emperor screw too much concubine he's...well...u noe...shrinks...

now my once pure innocent mind is polluted by eugene akoko po ni [i dunno why he gt tis nick..but dats wad i knew him as on wlny..haha]

as off today.....I'M FREE FRM BOOKS!!! neva will i have to face the horror of sadistic teachers, the nightmare of exams n textbooks n tys will no longer b my bible [they'll b fucking sent fer recycling..muahahahahahaha]. I'm happy lik fuck ...frm today one i can chiong, slack, pig fer all i wan...MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

bread spoke at Thursday, November 17, 2005

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

o lvl begone!!!

n i can slack lik nobody's business...muhahahhahahahaha! it's geo n poa paper 2 today!! n i'm happy n at the same time scared of myself...scared cos i blacked out during geo paper. it's like in the morning i was really sick..eating only one slice of bread ystd..but i jus woke up at 3 to study [slacked on net a bit la ok].

studied my geo *mre lik jus flipping thru actually* n prepared fer sch. I fricking hate my hair today ok!! i was really lazy to tie it up so thinking a few sprays of wax will do the job of making look spikey but...my hair turn out so soft today that it doesn't stands...argh!!! [sheeshz...sound lik some old man's...nvm...my hair is too heavenly to b compared with such things] so i reluctantly tied my hair up n headed for sch

the canteen sure looks eerie espcially when there's lik only 4 ppl in it..n i gt bck to studying but i really bth n started crapping whne li yan came. n fianlly cher n desiree came...DAMMIT! the both of 'em are prolly not going fer prom..if they ain't going...wads the point of me going..good thing i haven gt my dress yet *phew*

geo paper was pretty much ok...i wrote crap..sensible ones..when i'm done with everything..there's still lik 15 mins ba. i was looking atthe clock when i jus blacked out..good thing the table was soft cos i jus thudded on it..fellow ppl nearby muz have thot i was slping though. i only woke up lik 5 mins b4 the paper ended..HENG I FINISHED MY PAPER B4 BLACKING OUT!!

4 hrs break..n i usedthe time to practise my poa...it's paper 2 mind u. n i finally ate . strangely...when u're hungry..everything taste so heavenly..the instant noodles tasted lik shark fin..HAHA!

the whole paper2 was rather ok i muz..and....

I FUCKING HELL MANAGED TO BALANCE MY BALANCE SHEET FER THE FRICKING 1ST TIME IN AN EXAM!

i'm so happy that everything is good. ribena tasted lik wine...water tasted lik sake..even pei huan looks lik some hot model fer once [haha! but actual fact she's the complete opposite]

weeee~ n i'm pretty glad me n wendy pretty much patched up ba...haha. we talked on the fone bout o lvl lik we've neva fell out b4..ain't dat cool...haha

I pretty much loved o lvl...why? becos of o lvl i fricking lost 3 kgs!!! 3 kgs!!! weeeeeeee~ thanks to the early-wake-ups n irregular meals..i lost 3 kgs!! *hops ard lik so energiser rabbit*

lets assume the whole 3 kgs are fats..

1g of fats= 9.0 kcal
3kg= 3000g= 9.0 x 3000 kcal

which all sums up to b 27 000 kcal ...HAHA!

and be very jealous of me gals!! during the whole period of o lvl..majority of the days i slept lik only 5 hrs n my eyes are still free of eye bags...HAHA! i'm such a robust hyperactive youth..muhahahhahaha!

finally! my sentence to o lvl is gonna b over n i'm free free FREE...i can dump away all my books..so bye to all my tys ...luff at all the worksheets that will soon b recycled and turn into smth else..n my parents will have less excuses to accuse me of being messy cos at least 1.56m worth of papers will b dump fer recycling..HAHA!

i've even plan wad i wanna do straight aft tml's papers

- come home, bathe n slp all the way till next day noon...n dats lik mre than 12 hrs..haha
- watch movie [harry potter! exorcism of emily rose n chicken little!]
- design my new blogskin [n whine to cj to convine him to help me with html..nah..dat
fella is way bz..actually...he's jus lazy..haha]
- shopping!!
- get a job...so i can start getting $$ whereby i can get myself a spare fone
- gloat at eug. as well as many other o lvl candidates who are still having papers next
monday
- jog lik siao n lose mre weight...hehe

many many mre...post o lvl life will b so fill-ed up n i'll b so liven up again..but sadly..i'll miss all my pals in sch..ben family, hui wen, chien yu, kai xin, my dance juniors etc.

i'll miss crapping with ben family..miss whacking papa n mama up..miss luffing at papa dat his fat...miss mama's attempt to convince us that she's thin..miss cheryl's very comical side..miss desiree's hysterical laughter...damn..i miss sec sch live..

bread spoke at Wednesday, November 16, 2005

tis is stupid! why is it dat always adult blogs [blogs dat belongs to old ppl pass 20 yrs] get uplisted all the time while i haven seen a single trace of teenage blog being uplisted till now?

WHY!?!?!?!?

cos the world think teens' blog are jus a place fer us to whine bout hw pathetic our lives are..n in actual fact nobody gives a damn bout our stupid lifes? get real..no wonder mre teens are turning to suicides...HAHA!

ok..seriously i tink teens who blog lik dat [which is lik 95%] are kindda bo liao..ok..maybe i'm one of 'em..oh well..might as well luff at myself [HAHA!]
seriously..looking bck at my old post in my archives...can't help thinking hw pathetic i was...once like every 3 days ...or maybe 2..i "whine" bout everything -_____________-"

ok..maybe teen blogs ain't popular cos we are lik so pure n clean? haha...i notice mos uplisted/almost coming to being uplisted / famous blogs have entries that touches on sexual topics...

eg....xia xue- look at classics...measuring penises..n maybe some other entries
rockson- dun wry...95% of his entries are lik talking bout his horniness n sexual life
[i have nth against tis 2 bloggers la k..since they are so successful bloggers..hw can a mediocre lik me comment too much rite..but those are facts la k]

aren't ppl jus sick enjoying reading bout ppl's sexual lifes ...wad u get? cheap porn? *rolls eyes* stop acting pure n innocent when actually every1 noes u're some horny bastard who gets turned on even looking at old shaggy women [or even man! ROFL!!!] if u wan porn jus go download it...i tink it's lik ranging frm japanese to ang moh lo. still not gd enuff...head to geylang or n get hook up by some china women where u guys hav hot sex in some cheapo hotel. and if u're gay..u can head dwn to changi village..or if u prefer older women..try desker rd...

[GET TIS VERY STRAIGHT! I'M NOT TRYING TO SAY ALL CHINA WOMEN ARE LIK DAT!!! only some of them are lik dat k]

and maybe teen blogs are stupid cos we hardly use chim language..instead we go "fuck" here, "knnbccb" there, body parts start coming in...shit here piss there...ya da ya da...heavy usage of senseless n unnecessary vulgarities... but i hardly doubt dats the reason [see rockson] ok..i totally agree to the fact dat it's really boring to read a blog with nth but vulgarities. even when i told my dad bout adult blog being uplisted..he goes:

"u all haven seen much of the world..all u all do is whine whine whine..complain complain complain..curse curse curse..swear..n talk bout boring sch life + bgr [or bbr or ggr] + family probs...so superficial..no context.."

since even my dad says dat..i should mayb submit to the fact teens' blogs are losers
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nah..i wun..i'll prove to the world that teenage bloggers aren't jus whiners [dat includes guys..dun deny it] btw..anyone noes where i can get nice web counters..cos those i've seen either sux or have to register some kind of crap b4 getting one nice one...*grumbles*

*sound so ambitious..i better start cracking else ppl will b going brat is jua NATO-ing*

bread spoke at Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

here's to all my haters...i jus realised some flaws of myself! haha!!!!

- I choke fricking easily!

i din realise tis but fer the past mths...i kept choking on water...PLAIN WATER over nth / when someone said smth stupid but not significant / some idiot stare at me. sometimes i jus choke over nth..i jus drink drink drink..suddenly *coughs lik mad*

eg. i was drinking tis morning when i turn to see my bro staring at me...n i jus gt choked..water went up the nose n into my windpipe...i felt i was dying...argh!

so if u wanna kill me...jus stare at me while i'm drinking

- I laugh at anything n everything

the range of things i luff at is so wide dat it consist frm something as small as someone's voice, someone's stare to some fucking big joke. i noe i sound mean luffing at ppl's things [voice, hair, stare, nose, boobs...anything la] but i can't help it cos i'm so bubbly n..mean..haha! ystd..while i was studying...SOME PPL *coughs bo liao one coughs* called my hp jus to ji-siao me but they din noe i nearly died luffing at their/his voice[es]..cos it sounded quacky >_< [if you noe who u are..sry..but i can't help luffing spastically...not i fan ying chi dun hor.]

- i'm a professional and lousy liar

dammit...if i'm a good liar..i can even lie till the extent dat the whole world believes me...and dats happens aft mid-noon. i can't lie in the morning cos i contradict myself...knn...screw the brain of mine. *tinks* no...i love my brain fer it's quick responses to situations...in short..crappiness..lol!

- It's hard fer me to get angry

wait..is tis good or bad..i tink is bad. cos if i hardly get angry..ppl wil ltake advantage of my good-nature n start exploiting the fact i dun get angry easily. however i gt piss off...the diff b/w angry n piss off is...piss off-ness is only momentarial [ok..no such words..i jus created it]...while anger can b prolonged...lol

bread spoke at Tuesday, November 15, 2005

is it jus me or is it that mre n mre cute-looking guys are turning gay -____-" it was sunday n yang yang n i headed to town to shop fer shoes. speaking of shoes..i saw tis pink BAPE sneaks and i'm totally in love with it..

looks smth lik tis but tis isn't it. but when i look at the price *heart sinks* 3 digits starting with 3...argh! and tis is the 1st time i'm fantacised by smth dats all pink..sheeshz. if u're curious hw it looks lik..jus go to "Leftfoot" at far east n go look fer tis shoes dats all pink [and dats lik the only shoe dats all pink]. anyone gets me dat i'll faint n say i love u lik hell..lol [i'm size 5..haha!] oh...and i hate mondon..also at far east..pathetic sales gals they have there with lousy attitude. %&(^$*#&*@!!

ok..here's the "climax"...and also the reason why i tink gd-looking guys are turning gay.

we were walking frm far east to heeren n at lucky plaza, we saw tis fella..backview machiam very shuai..dressing sense quite strong..great hair too. but the devil in me pop-ed out n said

"dun see his bckview very shuai lik dat..skarly in front lik..omg...eeeeeeeeee."

so i told me bro

"hey hey..we walk in front see la" ok..i'm not siao or wad...jus testing if wad the devil in me said is true.

suddenly the guy turned..cos someone called him..he's cute..look lik jap somemore. but jus as i was about to tell my bro..the fella opened his mouth n..out comes a "huh" in a high pitched gay-lik voice [he was huh-ing to the person who called him]. fer that instance...i was stunned...so was my bro..n we luffed all the way till heeren...mimicking that fella's gay voice. we were harbouring the possiblity that he zao sia-ed but when my bro tried zao sia-ing himself..we were convinced that guy is jus possibly gay or that his voice haven broke [but hey..he looks older than me] speaking of gays...i tink thailand have lik the best plastics surgeons cos they can actually make a guy look chio-er than a normal gal..wth....

and i finally bought smth fer prom..my ESPADRILLES!

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[poor photgraphy..i noe!! dun remind me..-____-"]

bought it frm pazzion at wisma. it's so nice and i'm in love with it. but mum say she's not gonna sponsor me to buy new shoes fer CNY cos she paid fer tis pair of espadrilles..but i'm still gonna buy new shoes anyway..lol. jus in case u dunno wad a espadrilles..it's smth lik wedges but has straw-lik heels n strings to tie ard ur ankle. here's a pic of a nicer one...

apart frm my converse sneakers..that will b my fave footwear..haha!! damn..i feel lik dumping away my pink converse mid-cuts...it's a sick shade of pink n i cud only wear it with jeans..nvm..i shall dye it black n draw some crap on it..anyone noes anywhere in amk that sells cloth dye...i'm lazy to go out of my warm heartland to get it...or if ya kind enuff u can help it get it..haha!

-tis is some boring entry...argh!-

bread spoke at Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Saturday, November 12, 2005

Tis is pathetic! i'm sucha loser ...argh! i'm homed...even yang yang[my bro la] is hanging out with his frenz..till late ...wth...o lvl de tong ku...oh well...he'll experience it in 2 yrs time. -evil laguhs- my fone had been motionless the whole day..no calls no msg...bleahz..

and dere they are...my books lying on the table...smirking at me -__-" [apparantly i was trying to digest F&N facts]

but they're wrong! cos i decided to watch da chang jin on my com instead...muhahahahahahaha! but meanwhile...some aquintance on msn pm-ed me...n i hate ppl who do msg-es lik dat..

i'm sick of ppl asking lik "wad ya doing"..of course i was kind n replied him..but aft dat i ignored him cos he was interuppting me watching da chang jin. "what u doing"...pls! fer goodness sake guys...change a new way of starting a conversation...tis method stinks...u can start off lik

- "hey bitch..wads up" ...provided u're a gd fren of her..but NEVA EVER write "slut" or
"whore"

observe wads on her nick n fa can on it...

eg. gal's nick : war of the brain cells....o lvl...wth..
"hey...hw are ur paper?" or "hey..many cells u've killed" [sounds lame but when's laming start..the crap starts n u guys will prolly b talking fer hours]

many other ways...but dun go "what u doing"-ing...only makes u sound despo...cos mos despo guys are lik dat so if ain't wanna b termed as despos...b mre intellectually lame...gals will appreciate if u actually crack ur brain to tink of a good opening..HAHA!

[i can't believe tis...rite aft i've typed tis...eugene and wil msg-ed saying "wad u doing".... *pengz* disappointing fellas..i wonder hw eugene manage to b termed as shao nu sha shou -__-". i shall make 'em read tis entry...haha!]

anyway i started watching da chang jin...n i tink korean guys are not bad too..hehez

ok..i noe u can see my reflection..cos i have a screen protector at my monitor wad..argh. anyway..i tink he's pretty cute..lol...but he's old..n has moustache...too bad..but i dun mind shaggin him...OPPS! did i said dat aloud! oh well...lalala

went in search for food inthe house...eggs...bleahz..n i bloody hell wasted eggs...argh...tasted horrible..sheeshz..nvm...i shall jian fei! else i wun b able to look nice in prom dresses...hehe.

xiao yuan superstar....asked stanley to join but dat creep tu di said dun wan cos he tinks his singing not gd enuff -___________-" it's lik not many guys our age can sing well lo!! [ya u can try to prove me wrong by sending recordings of ur singing guys..] it's next sat at J8...heard have to wear uniform go..haha...dat'll b so lame..ahahahahahahahaha!

speaking of tis...i'm reminded of smth...*takes in a deep breath*

I HATE PPL WHO ONLY CALLS U "FREN" WHEN IN NID OF HELP N THROWS U OFF WHEN HE/SHE DOESN'T YOU ANYMORE!!!

acts of such ppl are unscruplous...damn those assholes...may they die a horrible death! seriously..i know tis person n he's kindda getting on my nerves..he's not the 1st of his kind i've seen b4. the "kind" i'm talking about are ..nvm..here's 2 examples..

case 1:
a guy name X befriended a gal call Y...and of course X was single initially. so he was very good to Y.. whenever in trouble..he'll approach Y fer help..n Y neva failed to help him. but aft he gt a girlfriend..he ignored Y completely! Y was in nid of help terribly..X completely hacked bout her...tis made Y really furious....not that she has the hots fer him...she jus hates ppl lik dat!! And so 1 day she decided to blog bout such person when this unscruplous X msg-ed her blah blah blah...beat around bushes n finally told her he broke up with his gal..Y was "yea..serve u rite" but being the kind her..she an wei-ed him..but alas! dat jerk ignored her immediately aft he gt himself a new gal. screw dat asshole!

case 2:

2 gals...A n B were good frenz [not best frenz ah]. A was always getting into deep shit n B was always dere to help her selflessly. A took advantage of tis n kept asking B fer help...but B neva failed to help her. One fine day..B gt into some deep shit herself n only A can help her but A jus gave loads of stupid excuses lik "oh..i can't help u cos my periods are coming" or "i really lik to help but wo mei you neng li" when she obviously does. so B gt helpless n have to help herself..prob solved n life was normal. seeing tis..A started treating B real nice..but B tink she's a bitch

get the picture ppl...ya..i run into 2 such incidents and it's getting on my nerves la k...in short tis ppl are suckers...ADVANTAGE-SUCKERS!! wun they jus drop dead n die n the world will b a happier place without this despicable bunch of deliquentic assholes...

bread spoke at Saturday, November 12, 2005

Friday, November 11, 2005

despite waking up at 3am..i was damn awake n alert thru out the paper. haha. anyway..i din study the whole 3 hrs.

1st hr...study study study...

2nd hr...study..net..

3rd hr...prepare fer sch..style my hair..study..lol. and i gt so zi-lianed...i started snapping pictures of myself..haha

[sheeshz...i look retarted...or is it cos my tougue looks pointy -___-"]

i seriously dunno wad happened to my wax-ed hair but it was suppose to look spiky on the top n messed up nicely at the side...but ..

it fell flat...argh! i wonder hw some guys *coughs like my bro coughs* manage to keep their hair up fer lik hrs. there are even some guys who have longer hair than mine n still manage to maintain the dragonball hair..lik toro when energy jus qu-daoed...

tis is not good enuff...i used to have pix of him having even mre bao zha-ed...but aft my com crashed..i was lazy to look fer mre of his photos..lol

when i reached sch..wadeva i studied can't get into my head ..so i started laming.
inspired by xia xue...i did a continous of jack riddles!

- wad is jack's favourite food
- where is jack [3 places]
- wad is jack's potential occupation
- who is jack's sister
- why jack has concussion
- what is jack's favourite body part
- what is jack's favourtie clothing
- what is jack's role in a terrorist organisation
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-jackfruit
-in the box, down the hill, at the beanstalk
-lumberjack
-jill
-he broke his crown
-ass [jack-ass]
-jacket
-hijacker

and in collaboration..i came up with the ben riddles..lol

-what is ben's chi name?
-what is ben's pet name?
-who is ben's partner in business
-what does ben manufactures
-what is ben's favourite animal
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- stupid [stupid in chi de han yu pin yin same as ben]
- bandit [ben-it]
- jerry [ben n jerry's ice cream]
- ice cream
-rat [micheal jackson's song "ben" is about a rat]

okok..i noe it's lame but it's good fer cutting tension ain't it..lol. the paper was well..easy yet average yet difficult...so it's eavercult [if ya smart...u shld b able to figure out hw i formed the word...muhahahahahahaha]. but most of the Qns i noe hw to do!! and dats a big achievement [stop smirking u maths pros...bleahz].

but the invigilator was damn shit...we were excited so we were discussing bout it in the hall while papers were collected and she made us stay bck fer 10 mins! dammit! and the mos atrocious things is..instead of 10 mins..we stayed fer lik 1hr!!!

knn!

why? cos they checked dat some candidates did not write the calculator model properly so they called 'em up one by one...talk bout inefficiency.

so anyway aft dat went to makan with cher, des, pei2, li yan n liling at mac. cheryl gt high when she sees the chicken little ad...and started dancing..lol. n of course...none of us manged to finish our fries...guess wad cheryl did to hers...

THIS!

so i started snapping pix...haha

[enhanced with photoshop cos my fone cam sux...i nid a digi cam!!!!]

looks edible enuff..looks lik KFC's cheese fries doesn't it...jus dat there's no spring onions...haha!

so i gt home...slept till lik 6+ then i realised eugene repiled me..so msg-ed him bck n he started calling me pig cos i slept...stupid! i only slept 4 hrs lo da shao ye..no...shld tek ko ah pek..haha. and dat slacky tek ko...is at orchard...screw him...i hope he gets hit on by gays...TALL GAYS!! [cos he's lik fricking tall....]
crapped with melody n we were discussing bout some questions. amazingly...n proving cj wrong dat i have bad memory..i still rmb 2 questions. the diagram n values of the sides ...so cj..i DO HAVE good memory ok..lol. dun 4get...if i win ya ...ya suppose to treat me to hagen daz / ben n jerry...lol.

to prove it...here a part of question 7.

a cylinder has a radius of 1.5m n height 2m...find the number of toys dat can b made withthe cylinder

[3.142 x 150 x 2]/576....n u'll get smth lik 24586..i tink...go punch/press ur calculator.

dammit..i'm bored...i shld start studying fer geog n fnn tml...haiz..few mre papers n i'm free!! YESH!!! [i'm mad...haha]
oh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wan Do-As-Infinity's cd too!!! if any great soul gets me dat on my bdae i'll lurve dat person lik hell man...haha. AND AND AND!!! i wan go tao zhe's concert!
BUT!

dammit...i have no $$ to buy the tix n nobody's going with me -__________-" tis is pathetic!!! nvm...it's lik on the 26th n i mite even b busy dat day..bleahz.

bread spoke at Friday, November 11, 2005

dammit...ppl u shld really idolise me...haha!!! yes..it's currently 4.26 am n i'm practising maths...which i've been doing fer the pass hr! so dat means i woke up at 3 am! see! see! see! hw many of u actually woke up at 3 jus to study eh!? nobody but me! muahhahahahahahahahahaha!

don't go "aiya..cos ystd u din study wad...bimbo"

shut it cos i DID study ystd ok u jackass-es! being the DILIGENT and HARDWOKRING me...i practised sums whole day. *i heard some ppl were still dota-ing..nvm..they're lik maths pros..sheeshz* in another 3.5 hr...maths paper 2 will commence. seriously...i suck in paper 2 -________-"

ya..wadeva...i'm jus gonna do my fricking best...bleahz..ok..bck to work now *busy scribbling...*

[ cannot blog ah...i gt bored doing maths ok...dun sound lik u wun get bored looking at algebra, equations, numbers etc. 1st thing in the morning...lol]

bread spoke at Friday, November 11, 2005

Thursday, November 10, 2005

the nitemare of o lvl continues...

ellO! i woke up at 4 plus to study english n in the end i wrote crap...wah lao...wa a si liao la! it's lik the compo is..*faints* hw hw hw...i tink i wrote worst compo ever...shit.

and during paper 1...i felt lik my bladders were gonna burst anytime...si beh urgent lo! then aft the teach collected the paper...zhe sheng frm 401 jus shouted across the hall "TOILET!" whole hall turn to look at him..lol..but thks to him..we gt our toilets >_<

initially the damn teacher didn't wanna give us our toilets. why? cos they finished collecting the paper at bout 10.25 n next paper starts at 10.30..knn...then aft our toilet break we went bck hall...ask us to go out again so they can put the paper2 dwn..wth..n weere lik stranded outside fer 10-15 mins. and and and! ben family, sherman n i were discussing bout paper 1 and i was standing in front of this stupid metal grill.

u guess it...i was to ji dong that i kong-ed my head real hard on the metal. then everyone was lik--> OMG!. but guess wad...instead of crying..i was squatting dwn luffing while holding my head..lol! [talk bout being sadistic...wahahahahahahahahaha]

paper 2 was...well...quite ok...[if it's difficult too...i dun mind flying to Cambridge and slaughter the setter..haha...jus kiddin bout dat la]

but the vocab was lik....sadistic lo!

meaning of the words are as followed:

embellishment- decoration/beautification
[i wrote beautifying...almost same..so correct la..lol]

relic- antique/artifact/evidence
[i wrote artifact! weee~ but i spelt it as artEfact...can rite...]

debility- weakness/ faintness/ feebleness/infirmity
[haha! i wrote inability...hw stupid -____-"]

voraciously- drink in/ wolf down/eager to consume food
[wad i wrote...woo..i wrote frantically...haha]

infernal- Of or relating to hell / deadly

not bad...zhong 2 already can le...unless heng heng my "voraciously" de ans they except [i wrote frantically]

phy paper...quite ok ba...but i made careless mistakes here n dere..and the carppiest ans i gave was the one on transformer...haha...but heng sect b was easier...but dammit...i wrote smth wrongly -_____-" well..i expect a loss of at most 15 marks...haha. ok...pia-ing fer maths on friday...haiz

bread spoke at Thursday, November 10, 2005

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

wah seh! lim bu ka li kor...si beh happy!

okok...i should really start using proper english because it is english paper tml in the morning. anyway...i was overjoyed today because of chemistry paper 3. ...

[argh! i stand it...bloggin lik dat bores me!]

kaoz..the paper was lik...weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~ ez ez ez ez. if i score super duper well in my chem...lik 85 n above...i can score 60-70 fer phy in order to get n A...unless my chem get 90+...i get 50+ fer phy still A...haha. [i tink some ppl find me very qian bian now..why...i happy cannot arh..haha]

weee....i shall work hard on my phy...now! cos it's also phy tml...wth...

bread spoke at Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Monday, November 07, 2005

1st day of o lvl..maths n ss nitemare

*note* tis entry is blogged in a wrong state of mind..dominated by mental distress..u may consider calling woodbridge

KNN! FUCK!! GODAMMIT! FUCK FUCK FUCK! maths paper was lik too easy to b true so comfirm have careless mistakes..costing me at least 10 marks...wah lao..10 marks!! my dream of getting b3 is almsot gone. ben n cj were lik "still gt paper 2"
but my ans is "my ..paper...2...sux..."

haiz..zhe...me...ban!! argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts screaming lik nobody's biz*

and and and!!!

social studies! fuck! ok..the source base Qs were ez. but essay question..

w...t...h...

kan
ni
nah

only one out of the 3 Qs i studied lo! which is Venice..but it's lik..i wrote crap la..really crap..i dunno even noe wad i'm writing..i'm jus writing fer the sake of writing u may say. now all my hopes are in source based Qs le..is mf source base get 20...i fail my essays also nvm lo..as in get 10...then i sitll get 30/50...hope hope hope..dats wad i live fer..haha

tml chemistry paper! weeeeeeeeee~ it's yi pian dan gao ok...wahahahahahahahaha
i lurve chem! i lurve chem! *dances ard n chant "i lurve chem" * sometimes i wonder if i'm too much of a chem freak..haha

oh ya..today's my didi's bdae too! *sings bdae song * so we went to Tao's restaurant fer chow. recently i realise i can't eat much..it's lik aft the 3 rd course..i'm almost full..stuffing main course down was ok..cos i ate fish..so quite ok...then the waiter came to learn it's my bro's bdae..blanjar ice cream..haha. i dun tink i'm going dere on my bdae..i wan ton at sentosa!! weee~

bread spoke at Monday, November 07, 2005

wooo...i'm updating my wishlist..lol

1] celebrate wiv all my frenz whom i'm still in contact with.[diff times of day also can]
more importantly is hope to celebrate with whole of Ben family [cheryl and desiree mei, gerald mama, ben papa]

~~2] New mp3~~

3] Kapo the super monkie plushie

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4] 2 pairs of levis jeans : Square cut, type 1 wadeva that comes out then

5] Kon Plushie original plushie

6] Boa's cd- Make a Secret / maia's album: emtionally advised

[Make a secret]

~~7] Graffiti-ed / customized cap~~ [cj said he gt it le..hahaz]

8] New blogskin

9] sing at kbox [best if it's whole day..ahahahahahaha..and my voice wil go hoarse..bleahz]

hmmm...bdae greetings are good enuff..hehez...then at least i noe ppl rmbs my bdae..hur hurz. but if u really really really...REALLY wanna gimme smth..bars of kinder buneo also can [wah...i'm currently addicted to dat..haha]

bread spoke at Monday, November 07, 2005