one day an old man was walking down the street and his saw a beautiful
woman with the most wonderful pair of boobies. So he went up to her and
man: can i bite ur boobs for $100
woman: no way! are u out of ur
man: how about $1000 ?
woman: go away! ur crazy
man: $5000..it's $5000!
woman: jus scram away b4 i call the police
the woman thinks awhile and decide that she'll agree
woman: ok deal,
let's go to the back alley behind the building
so at the back alley, the woman took off her blouse and the man was
fasinated at the sight before him. He fondled, squeezed, lick n sucked her
bobbies but did not bite them. So the woman gt kindda impatient and
woman: hey! when are u going to bite
man: nah, i wouldn't do it. it's too expensive.