GOD DAMMIT! i was done typing then i accidentally exited the page b4 i could publish it and now i have to retype everything!
Twits vs Bimbo..who is the dumbest of them all
Bimbo: Pretty but stupid Twit: new age ah lians
i'll go for twit. Cos at least bimbos speak human language and are pleasant to the eye. twits are..sheeshz..
The Chronicles of a twit
today i saw the biggest example of a twit in action. Right here in amk. Gene n i were waiting for our crispy chicken at KFC becos KFC crispy chicken is too good so they gt sold out n they hav to fry a new batch. The whole place was rather quiet cos not many ppl then suddenly
a batch of secondary sch students came in and they were fricking noisy cos the instant they came in, the whole place was filled with their noises and yes they are tard annoying. anyway, i tink none of the gals look appealing at all. Only one gal look slightly ok but she'll probabaly look less than wad she is without her make up [well i overheard she puts blusher n gene noticed she's gt eyeliner one]
So while gene and i were waiting for our chicken [a good 20 mins], we started talking bout their sch, [which happened to be gene's bro sec sch]. According to gene that sch has a reputation..not a good one though.
Finally our chicken came. At least that wad i thot as 1st becos when the the aunty came out with a tray with 2 sets of chicken, the bunch of gals were lik
"oh thats our chicken" and making a lot noise lik 1st time see kfc chicken -____-" then when the aunty pass gene one of the set. They gt so outraged
"what isn't that ours!" in chinese
cos twits speak less than half-standard english which i presume from their "ii lurbe euu" or smth worse.
never heard of 1st come 1st serve eh? And when i jus told the aunty we ordered 2 sets instead of one and almost within nano sec the ok-looking gal..whom i assume is the "head" of the group, said to the aunty "we ordered 4sets eh"
er..wads the big deal with ordering more? So anyway the aunty jus gave them the other set n went into kitchen to get more. The same auntie came out with more and she was about to pass me my order, the whole grp of them jus interuppted her again. I guess either they are brought up this way or they were jus starved for months. Who cares, gene n i jus tucked in.
There she was, going on n going, complaining n telling her frenz she's so gonna complain to KFC's managment. All that for a few pieces of chicken. Then...here comes the funny part, i nearly lol-ed but i had to control least i invite unwanted trouble. I dunno if wad she did will make the twits community proud or disgrace them further.
what happened was, the head gal was grumbling away when a waitress, carrying a tray with 4 sets of chicken on it, approached them n asked
" u ordered 4 sets of chicken rite?"
lik lol man! ok, u may not find it funny if ya reading it but if u were there, u'll b sniggering right away. I mean, she was lik vying for the chickens so desperately, making such a big hooha n making obnorxious comments, only to end up having getting her own order wrong. Stupidity is in the air.
I guessed she sensed i was laughing my heads off mentally so she tried to cover up her mistake. Really, are ah lians these days so auntie?
To complete the whole twit package, she even started telling her frenz somethings bout a gal in their sch i tink. things lik "wah lao, her make up is lik damn wad la" [talk about pot calling kettle black] and "i see her i sure beat her up" smth lik that. Well i can't help listening, she was speaking so loudly i bet the whole place heard her conversation. If that wasn't enough, while eating, she started singing "True Colours", the song from the True Beauty ad. You know what, if i were to b put into competition with her, i wouldn't b able to contain my own indifferences. She was almost monotonous n even sang off key then she stopped singing n said
" i know why she jealous of us liao. cos she cannot sing as good as us"
Twit factor #3-b shamless
for more information on twits, visit MOT they haven't update for a long time but their archives are certainly most worth reading. Being the sole founder of anti-twit society, they sure are the TOP the anti-twit-ers. check 'em out (other anti-twit webs are jus following their footsteps, no fresh ideas or anything at all so in my true humble opinion, they're not worth visiting)
thats all for today, i off watching south park
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