Dead man: weee~ im in heaven! lalalal!
st peters: er hem! *in a not so booming voice*
dead man: opps, guess i gt a little high
st peters: cut the crap, how did u die?
- let's jus say the souls travel to heaven on their own without angels guiding 'em -
dead man: OH, i die in a fatal car accident
st peters: ok go thru the gates, walk straight, turn left, turn right, turn right, turn left, walk thur this big white door, walk striaght, turn left, turn right, turn left, turn left again, turn right, walk straight n u'll arrive at the accident department
dead man: oh my...the directions are confusing
st peters: oh really, oh well, jus walk thur the big gold door over dere turn left n dats it *vanish*
dead man: -_____________-" wads with telling me the long way then
*dead man arrives at accident department*
Pa system: new arrival!
died long ago man: woah! u die in an accident too..by wad?
dead man: huh?
died long ago man: i mean wad u gt banged dwn by
dead man: oh....by a ferrari lo
dlam: wad!? ferrari! oh my! u're the 1st! hey guys! chk out this dude! he gt banged dwn by ferrari lei!
dlam 2: so gd! i only gt banged by mercs cab eh
died super long ago man: shut up...nth beat a trishaw
and so the fresh dead man enjoys the fame of being knocked down and of course, that attracted a lot of sluts who wanted to have hot sex with him thus he died a very happy man